Something to laugh about...

I must thank Clare for sending this to me...i thought it was a great way to start the day off...made me laugh. I must say that she is definitely the queen of sarcasm [damn u Clare, i want that title] - i think she is the damn funniest person that has ever enrolled in law [yes because i know everyone that has ever enrolled], what would we ever do without her?!


9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?


Oh by the way here are picture of Cass' kitten [quality's a bit crap but that's because it was taken by my phone]...She's so cute but totally has a flea problem [cas you dirty bugger, look what your house has done to her - nah...its actually the pet shop's fault for not taking care of her]

On another note, i've come to the conclusion that Ipods are totally crap...i've got three reasons why...

1. they turn themselves on - it's done it four times this week despite the hold switch being turned on! I've woken up to find that it's on and the batteries being low (after i've spent how many hours i've charged it)

2. they are not very hardy - first day i got it it got quite a few scratches from me wiping the screen with the cloth for my glasses (yes, that nice soft cloth you get when you buy glasses)

3. You need to fork out more money to have extra functions that are standard in other mp3 players [such as voice recorder, FM radio]

an extra point

4. requires actual manual labour to keep it up-i've had to reset that damn thing so many times because it's just decided to freeze.

So that goes my post for today. Goodluck everyone with studying. Remember that it will be all over and we will all have 3months to let our brain decay to prepare for next year.

Sar..